Crownd Christmas Jumper – For Those Who Celebrate… Reluctantly
Christmas isn’t for everyone — but if you’re gonna show up, you may as well do it with passive-aggressive cheer and Crownd-level attitude.
This limited-edition Christmas jumper blends cosy winter comfort with that iconic Crownd edge: bold artwork, premium print detail, and a tone that says “I’m here, I’m festive, but don’t push it.”
Featuring our lazy-throne Santa skull and a loud “Merry F*cking Christmas” design, this jumper is built for the ones who:
– roll their eyes at Christmas songs
– show up for the food
– survive the family gatherings
– and still manage to look effortlessly elite
Crafted on a soft heavyweight unisex sweatshirt, it’s perfect for cold nights, chaotic family dinners, and all the forced fun December throws at you.
Wear your crown. Endure the season.
Merry F*cking Christmas.
Crownd Christmas Jumper – For Those Who Celebrate… Reluctantly
Christmas isn’t for everyone — but if you’re gonna show up, you may as well do it with passive-aggressive cheer and Crownd-level attitude.
This limited-edition Christmas jumper blends cosy winter comfort with that iconic Crownd edge: bold artwork, premium print detail, and a tone that says “I’m here, I’m festive, but don’t push it.”
Featuring our lazy-throne Santa skull and a loud “Merry F*cking Christmas” design, this jumper is built for the ones who:
– roll their eyes at Christmas songs
– show up for the food
– survive the family gatherings
– and still manage to look effortlessly elite
Crafted on a soft heavyweight unisex sweatshirt, it’s perfect for cold nights, chaotic family dinners, and all the forced fun December throws at you.
Wear your crown. Endure the season.
Merry F*cking Christmas.
